Oh no. Not John Mayer again. I just can't.
Aaaaa-aaaahh!! Who refilled the pool with COLD water?
"Did you just say I could have that?"
"I find these new hats are exceptionally comfortable. I'm sure they will be in great fashion this season. If you have the means I highly suggest picking one up."
I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it! And I know . . I know . . I know . . . I love the newpaper. Oh ya! 
"Hahahahahahahaha!I can't believe you said that!"
"Did you just say you're GLAD I had a bath? If only you knew the torment."
"I finally got that bacon I've been wanting!"
"Oh ya. They won't notice if there's just ONE missing. He he."
"Right. These are baseless accusations! I am confident that my good reputation will be restored."
"Oh no. Not this again. Why do they always insist on smelling me everywhere?"
"And then . . . . . she licked me."
Haha! Oh. Haha!
